I cracked open a fortune cookie several weeks ago and it told me I would become famous for weird inventions. Since then, I've been thinking up weird inventions that I would just LOVE to be associated with.
Consider:
THE TABLE SAVER
Do you visit buffets often? Does your waiter/waitress clear all of your dishes while you're away, causing you frustration? This medium-sized wooden plaque is hand-painted to read "Coming Back!" on one side. It comes in many colors and styles, from Mod to Classic fonts. For a small fee, you can personalize your plaque. Last names, background photos, and quotations can decorate your plaque. We also have an additional style which reads "Please bring us more _____" which comes with several smaller plaques to slide into this empy place, including "plates," "bowls," "soda," and an additional blank one for personalization. This handsome plaque opens to store all of the extra fill-in-the-blank plaques.
I have forgotten my other inventions...gosh darnit...
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